my milkshake brought boys to the yard.
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  • Mom: *calls my name*
  • Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
  • Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
  • Me:
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